My quote store | David Letterman

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75 of the population.
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.