If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the same may be true.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4 AM. It could be the right number.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
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