My quote store | W. C. Fields

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
I never vote for anyone I always vote against.
[ 1 ] | 2 |